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What, no tshirts?

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T-shirt πŸ™πŸΌπŸ˜©

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working on it!

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Nov 9, 2023Β·edited Nov 9, 2023

And this may be asking too much but women's cut ΒΏpor favor?

Long ago I was young and tiny and wore the biggest clothes

My future MIL thought I was fat til I showed up on a holiday in a dress LOL

Now I am older (ok, fine, old; ARE YOU HAPPY NOW) and recently slim and don't want to wear a men's tee shirt if I can help it but would love a TFP tee - it can join my Gibson's Bakery shirt. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Regardless, you had me at hat...

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Yes please!

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+1

And fridge magnets! (My other go-to souvenir thing.)

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Hahahaha I read that as "fridge margaritas"

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Also a good idea!

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TFP Fridge Margaritas

I'd buy them! :)

Obviously they would come in clear bottles haha

TFP - a marketing haiku:

we don't obfuscate

and opaque we ain't

when producing news or booze

man that's truly atrocious I'm obviously avoiding something I have to finish I'd better just go do it

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Those would be amazing…..

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Yes, a t-shirt please. Would gladly sport that (to show my support of TFP).

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T-shirts are my go-to. I hardly ever wear a hat, I rarely use a mug, and I *do* have too many totes.

I vote for t-shirts, magnets, and stickers. I would love to have a TFP sticker on my Gothmobile.

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Nov 9, 2023Β·edited Nov 9, 2023

YES, stickers! Bumper and otherwise!

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They are coming!

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When will your hats be back in stock? And could you make the tote red lettering?

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Nov 8, 2023Liked by Suzy Weiss

Need a hoodie.

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Why, are you planning to run for the Senate?

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Busted

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You should make a big hat in girls sizes that will protect them from Joe Biden. Maybe a safari hat or a sombrero.

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Bee- keepers hat!!

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Yes. Or a Kentucky Derby type of thing. Anything that disrupts Joe Biden’s efforts to make out with young girls.

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They should just crate him up w/ Commander!

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Where are the t-shirts?

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What? No Gavin Newsome hairpiece?

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Crass capitalism! I love it!

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Baby onesies. Obviously.

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Ohhhhh yes. And toddler merch as well, s'il vous plait!!

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But WHERE is my TGIF hat!?! Come on, now!

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Or a POETS hat, Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday, or the SHIT hat, Sure Happy It's Thursday.

These hats add variety.

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I’ll be the first one to buy Nellie’s first RFK Jr. themed product. I think she will design one when he reaches 30% 🀣.

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I love Bari and had such high hopes for the FP but in recent weeks it seems your feelings are getting in the way of the facts. This is apparent in the recent piece about Elon where your personal issues with him seem to overshadow journalism. Where is the original Bari we know and love?

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The "original" appears to have been simply a sham.

Further, the merch is really a shameless cash grab.

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First, no t-shirts?

Secondly, I hope that if I'm paying $22 for a coffee mug, a great deal of that goes into your pockets. I am going to talk myself into it as a form of support.

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Wait.... T-shirts are the most basic thing and the way to advertise on people chests for free. T-shirts please.

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Tshirts would cover ALL of my holiday gift giving needs, BUT they need to be good πŸ˜€. Seriously they would sell!

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I am totes in on the t-shirt. maybe fun colors, as I have enough black t shirts for life.

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Tshirts please! Nice soft ones that can also double as a night shirt!

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Need T-shirts

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